my first kiss went a little like this...

bleh.

to sum up my first kiss...

IT SUCKED.

you know how you always here cute stories about people's first kisses and you go "awwww"

ya.

not mine.

so i'd crushed on this kid big time for around a year.

we texted A LOT.

we didn't really hang out hardly ever

he'd come to work with me a couple of times, taken me on a date 

(i paid. um can you say jerk??)

come to my bday party

we were pretty good friends

did he like me?

nope.

he just wanted to get some

t.y.p.i.c.a.l. guy

so lets just throw it out there that i was very naive 

very

so he picked me up and we drove around

and stopped at e.v.e.r.y. makeout spot in provo

he was very subtle

ha

i still didn't get it though...

so finally he stopped and hopped in the back

i didn't catch on

i stayed in the front and we taaaaaalked forever

finally i joined him in the back

he lay down

i still DIDN'T GET IT

looking back now i feel sooo stupid haha

finally i lay next to him and we cuddled and talked

i turned to say something

and BOOM

tongue in my mouth

mouth open and everywhere

lots of slobber

"WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!!"

in  my mind of course

i quickly turned away

"was that really my first kiss?!" i asked myself

i lay there and completely convinced myself that it had not happened

i was sure i had just imagined the whole thing

but of course he was still there

and started makin out with me again

and i was like

WOAH. this is kinda sorta really fun

so there you have it.

my first kiss

so romantic.
not.